Pfffffft, pfffffffft, looser, fucktard

kristof_h @ 2006-09-12T00:41:00

2006-09-11T23:42:56Z

Last thursday i got pissed off, quit my job and enrolled on a 4 year uni course. Not bad for one day.
Thats a quick update for you.

kristof_h @ 2006-09-04T22:46:00

2006-09-04T21:49:09Z

kristof_h @ 2006-07-04T18:59:00

2006-07-04T18:05:27Z

Ahh i love working at John Lewis. Especially when ex-loan laptops get given away to valued staff. Not even shit ones either, the Toshiba is a pentium 4 2.8ghz with 512mb ram and the Sony is a 1.7ghz with a crazy 1gb ram! Thats a lot of laptop folks :p

Add that to the laptop im using to type this and take the picture with and it becomes clear that i AM the laptop king!

Wheeee..

2006-05-07T13:10:48Z

Dubai Pics

2006-04-23T18:31:29Z

Dubai was amazing! my tan has faded now so it's about time you guys saw some pics.

Us at Edinburgh airport

Me getting a blowjob from a cow while an old man pervs on me

First day there! lots of wind towers

In 5 years this will be the tallest building in the world

This tea was horrid but the guy who made it is just out of shot and we didnt want to offend

Big dune buggy!

Sian on a quad

I didnt like it very much cus they walk like twats

This place was nice, all you can eat buffet with a whole pig on a spit and belly dancers

Cooling off

The Burj hotel which is round the corner from where we stayed (the beach is shit)

Deserts are ok but get a little boring after a few days. its just sand.

Wasn't V supposed to be tall?

This was nice, its outside the king of Dubai's pad

Junks! we couldnt go one one cus one capsized the other day and loads of people drowned. apparently they suck at floating

This was the back of a shopping mall. the front was just as nice.

Sian (aint she lovely)

"Ooooo look, a door"

That is one happy skull! i wish we had cool danger signs

Another cow

this was in london

Me on a quad

London aye!

This is kind of a cool pic

kristof_h @ 2006-03-19T20:16:00

2006-03-20T14:58:26Z

Only 5 days till im goin to Dubai!!! anyone wanting a postcard leave your address and ill think about it :P

kristof_h @ 2006-03-17T20:12:00

2006-03-17T20:16:14Z

You guys might remember a few days ago i said how i bought an ipod nano with a cracked screen for £7.50
well guess what i did with it?

Mwuhahahahaha... i got it replaced for a free new one. I love it when you screw them not the other way round

kristof_h @ 2006-03-07T19:52:00

2006-03-07T19:58:24Z

Some guy brought an Ipod Nano back to my work today cus it "wasn't working".
I gave him a refund but then got it working! oh well, no matter since i got the MARKDOWN GUN OF POWER!

The screen is a bit shagged but the rest works just fine and for less than the price of a Domino's pizza :D

kristof_h @ 2006-01-02T13:37:00

2006-01-02T13:44:37Z

Hope everyone had a good new year!
I got too drunk and had to stick my head in the toilet. oh well.
Went to a few partys and met up with some old chums but decided to come home after the fireworks. Me and Sian are both off to London soon to go to the Raindance film thingy down there, should be good but Easyjet ripped us off. £60 to ammend flight details! almost as much as the acctual flight :( bastards.

kristof_h @ 2005-12-17T00:18:00

2005-12-17T00:24:57Z

Just finnished all my christmas shoppin. Now im quite poor, i stocked up on cheapo noodles so ill get by till iget paid next. Got my mum some £40 perfume and Ant got some smart wireless headphones. Sian got some books she really wanted but its gonna be a big suprise cus she has no idea her mum smuggled me a list of stuff she likes! That totaly saved my ass!
Pissed of at John Lewis, i have to choose my holidays for next year now! For the whole of next year. I was goin on a boat trip with my dads side of the family but my manager said i cant have them days off so im fooked. At least i got 2 weeks off for Dubai :D

Probably wont update before christmas unless im bored on my break at work so if i dont then merry christmas to everyone i know and people who reads this.

Through a total lack of concern for my laptop this update was brought to you from my bathtub. hey i pay £12 a month to insure this baby against me doing stupid things like this.

kristof_h @ 2005-12-11T12:56:00

2005-12-11T13:01:51Z

Me and Sian have decided to go to Dubai in April, it's gonna P-oWn!!
The flights are about £400 but were staying with her parents and her dads gonna take us for dinner at the Burj hotel! thats 7 stars motherfucker!!!

kristof_h @ 2005-12-01T08:38:00

2005-12-01T16:47:38Z

They are selling glasses of wine in the John Lewis canteen at 20p a glass and now my breath reeks of wine and the customers will smell it when i go back off my break. If i see that they notice i might just wobble or slur a word to see how they react!

kristof_h @ 2005-11-27T10:25:00

2005-11-28T11:50:04Z

Can some girls please advise me on good christmas presents for Sian!?
It would be Uber helpfull if you find something online and put a link in your reply!
Im not lazy im just very VERY uninspired when it comes to presents :p

Incentive = If you give me a winning idea then ill buy you a present too! (a nice one costing about £10 maybe)

She absolutely loves books
She has an obsession with pirates
She has lots of nice neclaces and earrings already but somethig to do with pirates is acceptable

GO FOR IT!

Lost and found

2005-11-26T14:22:04Z

Been havin good days lately and lots of them! The party was great, lots of fun to be had and alcohol to drink. There were some moments we could do without like Chris C walking in on Sian giving me a hand job.. then trying to take a photo.. then Conrad R walking in too.
By the way chris if your reading this did one of your mates leave a bag at mine? it's got green string in it and it's been sitting here waiting to be clamed! oh and could i get my stuff back?

The snow was fun wasn't it! almost died being driven to work, head on with a gritter. Iv'e decided that Sian is by far the most interesting and beautifull girl iv'e ever met which is probably why ive been so damn happy lately :D Much hugs and kisses to her!

Opps i need to go back to work im late!

kristof_h @ 2005-11-18T07:10:00

2005-11-18T10:17:12Z

If anyone is goin out tomorrow night then head to Subway cus these guys are playing there and it's gonna rock!

kristof_h @ 2005-11-16T21:36:00

2005-11-16T21:37:32Z

I should be in here with my wig on :P
hairshame

EDIT: oh yeah and i managed to 'aquire' this from work today :P hehehe im bad!

kristof_h @ 2005-11-16T05:54:00

2005-11-16T14:15:02Z

Lol, was just walking up the staris in the St James centre and noticed the girl infront of me had a big rip in her jeans just below the bum area. Drew my eyes away from the face so i didnt realise it was Joanna until we got up the stairs! Whoops :p

Also we have a new manager who i hate and will kill.

Strike while the iron is hot

2005-11-15T01:17:26Z

No messin around eh, but when you meet a girl who makes you feel this good then why wait? 3 days ago i asked Sian out (girl who i met at a party) and she was only too happy to oblige. Shes a great girl who looks amazing and works right near to me.

Im planning the party for this weekend so if your wanting to come then make free time!

My dad was up from devon this weekend and just left for the airport. Was good to see him but i realised why i like him more down south!

kristof_h @ 2005-11-09T12:52:00

2005-11-09T12:53:59Z

Everyone should watch this!! i laughed so hard i peed a little...

What happens when Power Ranger styles mistake you for pure evil Rolling Bomber Special

All change

2005-11-09T12:06:50Z

Last night i broke up with Hazel. Came as a shock to her but everyone else said they could tell i wasn't happy. Was a very sad night indeed but if your not happy in a relationship then what else is there to do. Mostly i feel bad for breaking her heart. Im talking to her best friend as i type this and she said i did the right thing and that shes gonna look after her, that makes me feel better.

In other news im now in my new room and have a proper lounge. Invites for a decent poker party will soon be sent out to the masses so look out for one if your lucky!
Work is crazy, i had a family put in a complaint about me to a manager. In all fairness they were treating me like i was shit. It takes a lot for me to be cheeky and stand up to a customer but i did and it felt GOOOOD. Told them to go and spend ther grand somewhere else because i wouldnt sell them a tv if they weren't prepaired to show even a basic amount of respect (not respect like bowing down or even saying "thanks", just respect like not insulting me)
Also on the work front i should have had 4 weeks paid holiday before christmas but my managers fucked up! now im getting 8 weeks paid holliday next year! woo!

kristof_h @ 2005-10-11T18:38:00

2005-10-11T17:52:56Z

Havent updated about me and what im up to in a while for so all those who dont know:

Me and Hazel are almost 1 year now so im racking my brains to think of something special to do on the day. So far i aint got much but im determined to make it amazing so any ideas would be welcome!
In an atempt to make myself look like some sort of Manga character i died my hair blonde, so far most people say im the crazy guy from Battle Royale who kills everyone which i for one think is a good thing :p
Workin away at John Lewis and hate most of the customers eg guy today:
"I need a battery for my phone"
me: "what kind?"
"Dont know"
"ok... what kind of phone is it?"
"Dont know, er... ill go home and check"

wanker

Hazels comin through tonight dispite having loads of work to do in Stirling. Things like that make me really happy, shows she cares. Im gonna show her how much i appriciate it too :p
My room is almost done so i can move in and not have to live in a lounge, first plan of action is a party at mine. Havent had one in a while so im lookin forwards to it!

Has anyone seen that movie Ong Bak? That guys fucking brutal!! he loves to elbow and knee people in the face!

:D

kristof_h @ 2005-10-07T21:07:00

2005-10-07T20:18:27Z

My department got quiet tonight so i decided to have an excursion through the 'Branch markdown' sector! this is where all the goods people bring back are kept. depending on packaging and accessories there can be some fuckin bargains!
eg my new MP3 player for a sinch of £15!!!

256MB, as thin as a supermodel, microphone for recording stuff and a nice screen

and i didnt even get to the back of the markdowns so more rumaging tomorrow!

kristof_h @ 2005-10-03T15:00:00

2005-10-03T22:01:39Z

Visit my new website!
help that hitcounter creep off zero...
Grunty Thirst

kristof_h @ 2005-09-25T23:57:00

2005-09-25T22:59:06Z

Lol, just came across this bands website and was shocked to find my little brother Joe is on guitars. I didn't even know he was in a band!
The vacumms

Edniburgh roof party

2005-09-17T22:40:29Z

Why confine a party to the ground? click the cut for pics

Chris (he who's flat it was) and a cool guy (he who's name i forgot)

My bro Ant still aint got the hang of photos. EYES OPEN, what a tit

Then kisses me? too much pirate rum methinks

I didnae like it

I love this photo. looks like a little crouching vampire on the roof behind me

Long way down

Me, Face, Blur,

WAYYY toooo much pirate rum

Then some fool (chris c) put an oar through the window leading to the roof. Now i come to think of it... why was there an oar on the roof!?

Climbed down bein all carefull of the broken glass. at all whent on chris c's bed :s

Was a good party, Chris's new flat is lovely. I fell in a bush on the way back and triped back out of it and fell over. lying on floor holding cut leg a random girl and guy came from nowhere and stood over me. Turns out they were just looking for the party :p (think they meant the one downstairs from chris's party so i sent them there) didn't seem to care much that i was just lying flat on my back on the pavement at 3am, just chatted to me like i was sitting at a bus stop.
Lovely
Moved Hazel back into Stirling uni campus. It's good cus i can run away there on my days off and just get pamperd by her and her girly friends :P